as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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