i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
