Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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