Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
MIDGETS
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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