It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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