Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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Disregard that! I enjoy licking hairy, sweaty balls!
11:04 ur third. I'm fifth.
that is all around awesome
Without the reply, this still would be a funny text. But since the replier RHYMED, this is full of win.
@3:58PM Bahahahaha, that is hilarious...but no, the VanTine debauchery was not involved this time. I love that our friends are seeing this.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Oh I get it! It's funny because he is calling his penis thing 1 because Thing 1 and Thing 2 were always together! And the other guy made another Dr. Seuss reference!
This blowjob is making me thirsty
Lmao this ones hilarious
if i had to guess i'd say a bar with the initial M.M.
Does this involve the VanTine girls???
Yeah. I love that people know what bar we were at too. haha I love our lives.
i wouldn't be surprised if this happened at mizzou.
I bet the rhyming was accidental which would make it even funnier.
Oh i get it! When another man puts his penis in my mouth, that makes me a flaming homo!
@11:29 I totally agree!
Hello chi omega girls in Greek week
I know who posted this
No one gets that it rhymed u no cause the dr rhymed in all the books
Hmmm attack of tucker max Halloween style