just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Shame - the story of my life.
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