i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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