There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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