But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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