what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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