Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How naked do you want me to be?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Randomize
