Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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