so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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