yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Randomize
