At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't put those talents on a resume
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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