on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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