haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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