I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire....
Dangerous game you're playing there, sir
The modern day version of chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
As long as its your moms stove you are aiming for and not your moms oven...
Haha I love when comments are better than the post
I don't have balls of my own, but judging from how much I enjoy the seat warmers in the car, you must be smiling.
Sounds like a recipe for douchebag pie to me.
salted, chocolate covered balls
@stinkerbell: schweddy... Hehehehe
Higher temperatures kill semen. Have fun not being able to have children!
are you saying if I heat up my junk I can reenact the ending of ghostbusters inside her vag and not worry about kids?? and the downside is whaa?