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  • 99 47
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 2:13pm

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire....

  • 67 52
    Submitted by mthib on Dec 23, 11 at 2:08pm

    The modern day version of chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

  • 59 37
    Submitted by InnocenceLost on Dec 23, 11 at 7:34pm

    I don't have balls of my own, but judging from how much I enjoy the seat warmers in the car, you must be smiling.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Dec 23, 11 at 8:11pm

    Dangerous game you're playing there, sir

  • 58 46
    Submitted by pinky22 on Dec 23, 11 at 10:53pm

    Haha I love when comments are better than the post

  • 57 47
    Submitted by memphius on Dec 23, 11 at 10:48pm

    As long as its your moms stove you are aiming for and not your moms oven...

  • 55 44
    Submitted by security24 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:31pm

    @stinkerbell: schweddy... Hehehehe

  • 61 57
    Submitted by stinkerbell on Dec 23, 11 at 1:27pm

    And schweddy.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by DOGFARTS on Dec 24, 11 at 3:26am

    Sounds like a recipe for douchebag pie to me.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by justlookatthat on Dec 24, 11 at 12:34pm

    Higher temperatures kill semen. Have fun not being able to have children!

    • 39 43
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 1:19pm

      are you saying if I heat up my junk I can reenact the ending of ghostbusters inside her vag and not worry about kids?? and the downside is whaa?