I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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