at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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