i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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