I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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