no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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