I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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Ahhhhh Mom that is so thoughtful but... he is 30 and it's time to let him venture from the nest.
If that was from a chick that rejected me... I would probably eat the cookies right there in front of her comment on how they were the best damn cookies I had ever had, thank her said cookies then after all that break the plate on my head cut open the veins on my arms and neck and hope I bled out before EMTs arrived