question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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