help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I can text with my tongue
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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