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  • 82 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:54pm

    Buffalo hahaha. Why are our texts so depressing? I've uploaded like 5 that aren't on here yet... Best city ever.

  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:37pm

    10:34.. I hope you have a phone with really REALLY big buttons, or that is just not a good thing, at all.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    I can text with my dick

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:26pm

    not gonna lie, i tried doing this.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:21am

    haha I'm from Buffalo, and I'm pretty sure I've sent a similar text while mildly intoxicated.. Something to do with how I couldn't feel my tongue but could still use it.

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:35am

    I live in both Iowa City (319) AND Buffalo, two of the biggest drinking towns in the country, and they both have the lamest texts on here. People need to start uploading.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:35pm

    wooo thats my text :)

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:37am

    Be still, my beating heart! Oh, Buffalo, you slay me.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:58am

    omg... i just read this to my sister and now, sober, she is trying to do it.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:35am

    I've sent the same text. Highly amusing when inebriated.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:32pm

    pussy, twat, cunt, vag, vajajay, vagina, etc. pick one u like then

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:26pm

    i haven't heard the word "punani" in so long and i don't think i wanted to.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:15pm

    haha 10:34 sexy...... not. i can text with my punani, any girl want that?

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:30am

    Some people can eat with their feet, but there's some things that are too gross to be doing. We have hands and fingers for a reason.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:08pm

    Done this :D

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:56am

    what else can you do?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:11pm

    I think I'd rather get a call from 10:34 ;p

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:09pm

    i've defintely texted that before, its fun stuff! :P

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:07am

    Not going to lie, I'm mildly depressed with buffalo's texts. We're a drinking town with a sport's problem, I feel like we should have some real gems on here

  • 49 62
    Submitted by wagonburner on Apr 9, 10 at 4:26am

    You too?!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 12:50am

    Me too!!!!

  • 37 56
    Submitted by sitsonfaces on Aug 29, 11 at 7:33am

    Awesome

  • 23 30
    Submitted by jtay790 on May 16, 12 at 9:38pm

    I'm not going to lie.. When I saw this I tried it! And it worked. Lol