how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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