hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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