Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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