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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 19, 14 at 2:17pm

    and you are biology's bitch. Your genes think it's so cute that you'll use the Internet thinking it'll give you a chance to mate.

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      Submitted by coltandkrooked on Jan 19, 14 at 10:51pm

      he could be texting them. my excuse would be I can read it/write it but my accent is trash

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 20, 14 at 12:07am

    Look, there is nothing new under the sun. Before there was Google Translate, there were phrase books and French <-> English dictionaries, as well as the fact that the first words anyone learns in a language are the dirty ones. They're giggling at your lmae attempt at speaking french and at your mistakes, and they think it's cute.

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    Submitted by texastextwhore on Jan 20, 14 at 4:19am

    But you don't get things like "jus cho7," "├ža gaze" and "A+" on Google. Learn those and they'll really be impressed.