No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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