butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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