I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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