i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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