i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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