I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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