I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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where in the 337 is this happening lol. my luck i know you hahah.
I hope it was a 3-sided dildo.
Im guessing you bought a fleshlight?
Or credit card statement...
I'm not sure who's more retarded, 4:14 or 4:15(3)
what is twi? twitter?
1126 lol funny and fuck big tone im sick of u
they make 3 sided dildos?
how about checking history?
Texting while intoxicated
Please post what arrives at your house. PLEASE
It's because you're an idiot 4:14
If it's an empty bottle I'd hope you bought more capt.
I'm voting you bought a blowup doll and lube
first! I kinda don't understand this tho
there has to be a follow up on this one.. I want to know if anything was ordered..
Ha ha nice I wonder if you drunk blogged
HURRR DURR FIRST !!!!!
God that's retarded........
Anyway, what does everyone think OP ordered?
wow i hate all those immature people who yell FIRST when they-
yeah that was a joke IM FUCKING FIRST BITCHES SUCK MY MASSIVE E PENIS.
Haha happens to the best of us
oh please let us know what you get... lol
Way to post on tfln and twi douche... Just dying for your 15 seconds, huh?
How bad could it b ? Not like u can order male escorts online or can u !? ( from the desk of big tone )
It'll be a ouija board I swear
U can't imitate big tone ! ( from the desk of big tone )
hmm my guess is a double sided dildo?
A case of lemons, 15 flesh lights, a tube 'O lube, and a frozen turkey. But you had it shipped to your mother's house.