I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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where in the 337 is this happening lol. my luck i know you hahah.
I hope it was a 3-sided dildo.
Im guessing you bought a fleshlight?
I'm not sure who's more retarded, 4:14 or 4:15(3)
what is twi? twitter?
1126 lol funny and fuck big tone im sick of u
they make 3 sided dildos?
how about checking history?
Or credit card statement...
Texting while intoxicated
I'm voting you bought a blowup doll and lube
If it's an empty bottle I'd hope you bought more capt.
It's because you're an idiot 4:14
first! I kinda don't understand this tho
there has to be a follow up on this one.. I want to know if anything was ordered..
Please post what arrives at your house. PLEASE
Ha ha nice I wonder if you drunk blogged
Haha happens to the best of us
HURRR DURR FIRST !!!!!
God that's retarded........
Anyway, what does everyone think OP ordered?
wow i hate all those immature people who yell FIRST when they-
yeah that was a joke IM FUCKING FIRST BITCHES SUCK MY MASSIVE E PENIS.
oh please let us know what you get... lol
Way to post on tfln and twi douche... Just dying for your 15 seconds, huh?
How bad could it b ? Not like u can order male escorts online or can u !? ( from the desk of big tone )
It'll be a ouija board I swear
U can't imitate big tone ! ( from the desk of big tone )
hmm my guess is a double sided dildo?
A case of lemons, 15 flesh lights, a tube 'O lube, and a frozen turkey. But you had it shipped to your mother's house.