Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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