Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dick very happy bro
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