I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Leave it on and swab the poop deck
I have a plank I'd like you to walk.
Allow me to show you my peg leg.
Shut the hell up, Tennille.
why would you make em take it off in the first place
ahar! we be piratin' yer booty! i be plunderin your mud dungeon til i fire on a dead mans chest! ya-harrr!
Yeah... you really should. That's an honor, m'lady.
Taking off your captain hat off.
yaarrrr, thar be a vessel in need of plunderin fer booty!
Sailing the 7 seas.
Yes you should, and curtesy.
First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.