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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Leave it on and swab the poop deck
I have a plank I'd like you to walk.
Allow me to show you my peg leg.
Shut the hell up, Tennille.
Yeah... you really should. That's an honor, m'lady.
ahar! we be piratin' yer booty! i be plunderin your mud dungeon til i fire on a dead mans chest! ya-harrr!
yaarrrr, thar be a vessel in need of plunderin fer booty!
why would you make em take it off in the first place
Derpa-derp
Taking off your captain hat off.
Yes you should, and curtesy.
Sailing the 7 seas.
First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.
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