I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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