So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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