Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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