Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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