I hate all girls vehemently.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
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I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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