A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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