you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize