Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i wish my penis had a tongue
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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