got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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