Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
