We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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