if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i would one night stand the shit outta him
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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