Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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She's okay. And I'm a straight man. People make her out to be hotter than she is.
she was semi-attractive before her looks started to grate because they were too angie jolie/trying really hard to be sexy. THEN she started opening her mouth, and that was about the end of it.
Basing your opinion of a woman on how she looks on magazine covers is like basing your opinion of a product on how it works in a Billy Mays infomercial, or a car based on how a used car salesman describes it. It ain't real, homeboy. They could probably make you look halfway decent.
funny how people say she looks like a porn star which makes her not hot.. except... PORN STARS ARE HOT! i'm a woman and i think she's sexy as heeeeell.
she needs to sort out her face, like Shania Twain does - from the wrong angle they both look all messed up and the poor white trash emanates - from the proper angle they're both very hot
sooo want to be my brother in law?
SHE HAS CLUB THUMBS!...look it up.
hahahahahaha bangcock ladyboys, oh alan p
some of my guy friends would agree - but any guy who thinks she isnt hot is blind or in denial
My brothers and most of my guy friends dislike her a lot. They think she's nasty, and not in a good way. Ah, well, higher standards, I guess.
Google the exact quote and check out the first link. to the beyondunreal forums. Do you steal all your jokes, submitter?
yah you are the only one, but don't be too jealous about it
megan fox... trashhyyyy and fake. on top of that, she can't act.
i guess shes alright looking if youre into prepubescent asian boys
yes you are...and if i ran the country i would legally take you out back and have you discarded
Nope... or a blowup doll with lifelike suction.
I'm a straight girl but i'd switch teams for her. She's beyond fuckin hot. She's like walking sex.
To all of you who think she's ugly please tell me what you find attractive?
her eyes make her look like an alien and she looks like an absolute retard when trying to run.
i really dont see what the hell people see in her.
If i got a professional to do my makke up and hair...
well actually when i do my own make-up and if i had a professional
do my hair and style me, i would be just as hott..or hotter than she is.
Some people are just more fortunate than others to get recognized by
the right people where as some of us [[me]] dont get the big break as easy.
Oh Thank you sweet baby jesus. I thought I was the only one....
9:16 is right and it's so ridiculous how many people say "she's" hot when "she" actually DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT
okay, i still think Megan Fox is one of the hottest people out there right now
but right after reading this, I actually googled 'Thai ladyboys'.......and she could pass as one. I laughed my ass off, but also thought about what that says about people right now. I guess we're all hot for thai ladyboys. Hahahaha.
i'm not even going to read all this other bullshit. i'm a STRAIGHT girl and even i think megan fox is jealous. guys hate her cause they can't get with her, and girls hate her cause they can't be her. no doubt.
I think shes a big wanna-be-angelina jolie myself = not possible.
i love whoever sent this text...marriage is quite possible in the near future
EVERYONE loves megan fox
I caught my grandma masturbating to her
i liked her before she got super famous now she got all fake looking and its gross to me
never understood the rage over her.
yeah i just googled thai ladyboys too...
Yeah right. She's hot. I have such a girl-crush on her.
Back when her eyes stayed open and she had a little meat on her bones, she was fairly amazing. Now she's all squinty all the time, and it looks like she's struggling to stay awake. Kind of washed up, if you ask me, and I'm a straight guy. Not saying she's horrible, just not nearly as hot as she gets credit for.
your all a bunch of bitches just because your fat and could never look as good as her your just jealous shut the f#ck up
she'd be so much prettier without all those tatoos. plus she just looks like she's a total bitch. but she's still really hot though.
bullshit, fuckin ra-tard
It's really sad that even if she DID look like a Thai Ladyboy, every guy would STILL bang her over anyone else.
Hell, so would I.
1:41 i'm a woman and i think megan fox is a 10 for sure.
but i agree in the right that her face isn't what some people would consider to be "conventionally" pretty.......she's like exotic looking i guess...?
I'm sorry, I gotta be honest. I have a fat lesbian crush on her.
She's got a hot bod,
but is a gross shade of orange and her boobs look like someone cut an orange and half and glued each half to her chest.
Also, she's a cuntbag in interviews. She'll never be have the actress Jolie is.
She could definitely pass as a ladyboy, though. But most of those ladyboys could easily pass for chicks, so I guess that's not saying much.
Yeah, you're one of the only ones.
I think she's fucking hot as hit. I'd go lesbian for her, and I'm not alone.
idiot. fucking idiot.
i think she has an amazing body, but her face isn't all that attractive
There's nothing special about her. She just has a nice body, it goes along with her age, every female should have that body at that age if they aren't eating shit or have a medical issue.
She looks like my sister, identically.
okay she has had so much surgery, google before and after pics, its absurd, cant even recognize her. she also is creepily obsessed with being angelina jolie, i happen to know a lot of obscure stuff about angelina because i used to have a friend that was obsessed with her, and miss fox drops these little references in interviews about angelina that only someone obsessively researching ms jolie could know. creepy.
This is clearly a female's perspective.
No male agrees.
5:53 hangover reference haha
im a girl and i think shes hella sexy.
you can all go to hell, your jealous cuz she's famous and has money.\nget lifes.\noh and she's gorgeous so, if you people are really looking up Thai ladypeople to compare her to or whatever, you need HELP!!!!!
6:10 failed on that first sentence. i know what she meant but it made me laugh.
I know a couple guys not into megan fox. Diff strokes for diff folks.
idc if she has talent, surgery, tattoos whatever id still fuck her if I had a cock.
straight female here and I would fuck her
I agree, although as many of these people stated, it's surely a girl thing.
Ok, this is just some jealous chick. I know because I am one. Megan Fox is hot.
im a guy.. but you can just tell when a girl is really fake
not into her
she's pretty.. but i dont konw why everyone obsesses over her
i'd fuck her if she had a different face.
After what she said about middle America she needs to die, I don't care how hot the bitch is
Lesbian here! Megan Fox is a hag... and she's retarded. Jessica Alba is far superior.
Some guys are more into natural girls. Instead of the rail thin pornstar look
i'm a female and very straight and i think that she is super sex...that bitch iis BAD!!!
Ok, this is how i look at it. I prettyyyy much have a boyfriend, and am a chick, and would literally go lesbian for megan fox. i see why people would see asian man, but are slightly worried about the men that wouldn't fuck her for it.
she's hot...i'm a girl and straight but i would sooo do her!
she looked cool when she first appeared, with the tats and everything. now she's just an orange skankbag who's full of herself
Yes you are. Althought she is way too tan. I hate fake tan color. It's a bro-ho thing. You bitches need to quit tanning, put down your Ed Hardy hand bag and dump the douche bag with the flat brim hat.
i think some of her tattoos are fine, while others she could do without. i have tattoos myself so it's nothing against them. for instance, i think her shoulder tattoo is nice....but, i think her marilyn monroe one looks dumb. i have nothing but love for marilyn, i just think it's a crappy-looking tattoo in an awkward spot.
I'm a bisexual female and I've gotta say, while she has a hot body, I don't think there's anything particularly attractive about her face. She's attractive, but not as beautiful as everyone says. And I'm sick of hearing her talk about how hot she is.
she's pretty until she opens her mouth. she's about as dumb as an empty can of miller lite.
You more described Lady Gaga.
Thats something a fat chick would say....
oh, and it doesn't really matter what she looks like.
porn star, natural, whatever.
if you're a guy, and don't think she's hot, there is something wrong with you.
pretty sure she is fucking hot as hell
yes... you are an idiot
I am a female and I think she is beautiful , but now that you mention it , I can kinda see the thai lady boy thing .And yes , I wonder how she would look without all the makeup.Probably still pretty , just not SMOKIN' hot like in all her pics.
^^^only girls would say that
i love you for saying that.
I think she's hyped up to be more than she really is.
There are plenty of other girls out there like her.
I'll agree she has an amazing body, but I'm not a big fan of her facial features.
even straight females think she's attractive.
yall are just jealous.
Most people don't like caked on makeup. And if you do, you probably need it. Sucks to suck.
Most of the guys I hang out with don't think she's attractive in any way. They all agree that she is fake and uses wayyyyy too much makeup. Just proves that with a good trainer and makeup artist anyone can be a "movie star". Whatever, I'd rather not have to wear makeup at all and have guys chase after me. But, whatever floats your boat.
she's disgusting and a raging cunt in her interviews. plus, she sounds like a moron whenever she opens her fat fucking mouth.
guys that are only into girls for their looks = shallow scumbags. grow up and enter the real world. not everyone here is a "10".
i'm a female and i agree about her body.
but her face...not so.
She is definitely hot cause If I were a lesbian I would F**K her but she really does. What does that say about me?
Not hot. She has horrible skin and can't keep her mouth shut. I agree with the above posters, she looks like a porn star.
rosie o'donnel in assless chaps. mmm mmm....
she's a guy. she said SO herself
dude anyone who insulted Megan Fox saying she is less than sex goddess either isnt getting any and feels bad for themselves or is just plain retarded! She's a total babe, im a girl and im saying that shes retardedly hot!
wait, are you kidding me though? did anyone see her on the cover of elle? she's beyond beautiful.
Ohhh, 10:23 again.
Let me rephrase last sentence: I see why people would see thai ladyboy, but am slightly worried about the men that wouldn't fuck her.
Not for it, that's weird.
June 27, 2009 2:58PM
Freaked me out since Billy Mays was alive when he said that! :( RIP!
omggg hi. we have the same thoughts.
i would go lesbian for megan fox in a fucking second,
I'm a guy, I think she's fucking nasty. Her forehead is so enormous I think it could block out the sun.
megan fox is the ONLY woman i would go lesbian for...she seriously has no flaws in my opinion
Hot lady-boy with a vag instead of a weird shaped penis and good boob job, I'd hit it.
Sorry 10:38, but you're not the ONLY person that knows of airbrushing and that's a Graphic-Design major.
WHO CARES IF SOMEONE THINKS FOX IS HOT. Don't argue about it, she had acne and tans. WOO. Worst things have happened. MOVE ON. Dont think you're the only one, because PEOPLE LOOK INTO THINGS TOO.
Move on already. For whatever reason you dont like Fox, who cares, if you do, more power to ya.
Pre-alteration she was incredibly attractive. Post-surgery.... *deep breath*
SHE FUCKING RUINED TRANSFORMERS 2 FOR ME CAUSE I COULDN'T STOP WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH HER FACE!!!
For this alone, she deserves mutilation. But wait, she's already done it for me.
Yeah... I'm a straight girl and I definitely masturbated while picturing her instead of my boyfriend yesterday... He doesn't know that though :D
Ur definitely not getting any dick
so, does that mean you wouldn't hook up with her??
you're an idiot. i'm a straight girl and she really is hot. i can't even lie to myself.
she looks like a bitch.
I'd hate to be on her bad side..
I'm a girl and Megan Fox is definitely sexyy as hell. My boyfriend and I agree on that one.
She is funny looking.
OMG I'm not the only person who noticed her toe thumbs?!?! Other than that and her orangeish tint she is pretty hot.
yeah, I'm a straight girl & have a crush on megan fox. she's hot.=)
haha its kind of sad how... those trannies are prettier than actual girls sometimes.
That "text" is just flat-out stolen from the io9 review of Transformers 2. Look it up. You suck, submitter.
shes so gross... anybody who thinks shes hot...go buy a barbie doll...same thing...same intelligence same plastic level
Megan fox is already old news.....
I think she looks like a demon!!!
i don't know her personally, but if she doesn't want to look like a skank she should probably pale up a bit and stop wearing more makeup than clothing. jesus.
"Exotic" is to "weird looking" as "thick" is to (sometimes) "kind of fat."
she's really sexy but she's really trashy and sounds stupid in interviews.
ha bet half of you on here are girls just jealous. Megan Fox is sexy af. don't be haters man
I was interested while she was on the bike... As soon as she stepped away from the bike however she lost all appeal once again...
any problem with that? it's a good look!
1:58 are you my boyfriend? we were just talking about her toe thumbs.
Yeah, she grew up around where I live. I'm younger, but my friends who went to school with her say that she was like this huge snotty bitch. && I'm in Thailand right now. Now that you mention it, I do see a resemblance. How ironic.
im from thailand and i swear i saw a ladyboy who looked just like megan fox when i was out clubbing last night .. or maybe megan fox looks like the ladyboy!
nah, guys just like her cause with her three times the size of life lips and fucking weird angled eyes, she looks like she belongs in a porno.
I'd take her over any man... ANY DAY!!
I would require a gag a paper bag and a pair of big sunglasses (in case the bag tore) and be in a very dark room before I went anywhere near her.
hahahah she's so plastic and overrated and a total no-talent with a horrible toe thumb hahahh
Allow me to respond for all males when I say:
Yes, you are the only one who thinks that. Fuck me, Megan Fox.
I'm a girl & I think she's beautiful (:
and her body is nicee too :P
Yeah, you are...i think someone just came outta the closet...if ur a guy of course
yes you are
I don't think she's that attractive either. I don't know what the big deal is. Give me Kate Winslet or Catherine Zeta Jones anyday though. :p
I think Megan Fox looks like a porn star and her personality doesn't seem to be all that great to make up for her fake looks.
..... she bothers me.... regardless of whether she is "exotic" or "hot" in anyones perspective, many people can obviously agree that there is just something weird about her overall appearance... that fake blowup doll look to a tee. guys like that. obviously. so why even argue over whether she is hot or not?
but i do agree with the poster.... a little harsh... but kinda true...
she's hot, but def has the fake pornstar look going on. it'd be nice to see what she looks like without 80 lbs of makeup on her face.
I would personally fuck the shit out of her for da moneyyy
He/she can STILL Cleveland steam me NO PROBLEM!!!!
at first i thought she was the same person as jordan, they both look like hos
Riddle me this, why does it seem like every female in North America would go lesbian for Megan Fox?
I am a straight girl and I would totally fuck her!!! I can't even lie about it.
You know... if she kept her mouth shut I might be willing to give her an 8/10... but I don't think she is capable. Shitty actress and dumb as a bag of rocks.
Guys, like myself, will obviously think she's hot/amazing because she's proper dirt! I mean, you could do anything to that girl
not the only one, i agree haha. what a great description
She's too fake. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a boy before all the plastic surgery
she looks like a tranny.
2:29 - It's called Photoshop.
she was good in transformers two.
but she looks like a tanorexic to me.
You are my fucking hero.
Spot on description. I've never understood the fascination of some. She looks to me like she’s picking up one ring of the stream bed away from full on Gollum… shudder….
YES. Thank you. Throughout all of Transformers 2 all I could think is "this bitch is not that hot."
straight girl here and I think she is hot as hell.
She looks like she should be a porn star. I can't stand when people call her "beautiful".
Okay.....first of all everyone is going to have different opinions about who they find attractive otherwise this world would be crazy. There are people out there who think each person on this wall is hot and there are people who think they aren't. Not everyone needs to agree on who they would sleep with. Get over it and stop bringing other people down.
My boyfriend and I were both talking about how we would both hook up with her, she's hot as hell!
Ps. I thought she was great in transformers two
I could spend an hour in any suburban shopping mall and find at least one girl as hot as most of the female movie stars, except Meagan Fox. She's hotter than a two dollar pistol. The tattoos were a bad idea though. If she lives to be 40 (50/50 chance) she'll regret the tats.
I honestly fail to see why everyone and their grandmother is beating off to Ms. Fox.
She is every bit as vapid as any girl you'll find on any attention-whore beach.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE. REP FO HB!
she has nice eyes haha, but yeah she looks like an orange pornstar