The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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